All of yesterday’s Happy Birthday posts for the earth are still circling around so I’m over here pretending they’re all for me 

Loner birthday status.

I could’ve gone to sleep an hour ago. This is crap.

  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something


Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

(via invadedagain)


have you ever cried so hard it physically hurts your stomach because you wanted no one to hear

(via invadedagain)



It’s a metaphor