allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(via what-evrr)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via saberspinner)

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(Source: mescalineforbreakfast, via saberspinner)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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(via hausofcolin)

What is college.

guard-goddess:

Hercules: I have often dreamed
Hercules: Of a far off place
Hercules: Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me
Hercules: And the crowds will cheer, when they see my face
Hercules: And a voice keeps sayin’
Hercules: This is where I’m meant to be!

(via foreverthine-forevermine)